Hello readers! Now we are very aware that some of you are less dedicated than others to following our dear website. In an ideal world we’d just glue you all face first to our RSS feed with only a copy of Slanted & Enchanted on repeat for comfort. Lacking the expertise to pull off such a sadist masterplan though, we’ve settled with compiling 3 months worth of comment reviews and insight into one nifty post. Aren’t we good to you?

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Would you trust these men to guard your lil’ soldier against STDs, pregnancy and the like?

If your answer is yes then let the punning begin because today that bastion of reliable journalism The Sun is reporting that Durex and JLS are teaming up to produce their own range of coloured condoms, one for each member of the chart topping boy band.

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If you’ve been busy listening to Rage Against The Machine for the past month or read Mojo you won’t have noticed that pop is back in a big way. Of course it would be ridiculous to say that it did ever ‘go away’ but suddenly two of the UK’s biggest music publications have deemed it credible to put the towering sales machines that are Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell on their front covers. Cue semi serious investigative piece.

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It’s that time again kids where we urge you to ditch those silly RSS feeds you’ve been following and remind you that there are only ever 5 articles per week worth reading outside of our homely blog.

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If you were in any doubt as to the influence Simon Cowell’s smash TV show has on the music buying public then this week’s midweek charts may make for enlightening reading.

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