Hey you! Yeah, you with the drainpipes and fringe. Wanna be a paradoxical successful indie star? What’s that, spent all your cash on Rizzlas and 2L bottles of cider and can’t afford an axe? Step inside…

Carry on…

Imagine the scene at Pitchfork HQ this morning:

“’Thom Yorke announces new super band to play solo material from The Eraser’ OMG!!!!”

“Featuring Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers! Am I allowed to like it now?”

Carry on…