Ladies and gentlemen, by my mark you all have a measly 48 hours to get in ship shape condition for that most over-commercialised and unspontaneous of national holidays, Valentine’s Day!

Carry on…

Before you ask, this isn’t one of those Q Magazine style features where we pick at the bones of a bunch of one hit wonders to find out where they are now. No! We really want to know ‘what happened to Alphabeat’? One minute they were were releasing perfect compendiums of breezy, virginal pop  every other month and now they’ve gone mildly serious. This is a disaster!

Carry on…

It’s a dull Friday afternoon in October and boy oh boy is it a slow day for news. When the release of the first Spandeau Ballet single in twenty years is pushing headline status then you begin to hark back to the days of Winogate with hazy nostalgia.

Carry on…