“Everybody In Love Don’t Forget To Strap Up”

Would you trust these men to guard your lil’ soldier against STDs, pregnancy and the like?

If your answer is yes then let the punning begin because today that bastion of reliable journalism The Sun is reporting that Durex and JLS are teaming up to produce their own range of coloured condoms, one for each member of the chart topping boy band.

With a tagline for the advertising campaign still undecided let us be the first to put forward our suggestions of:

1. “JLS – making sure your dong will beat again”
2. “Oritse always goes ribbed”
3. “You only get ‘One Shot’ so make sure you do it in a JLS  rubber”
4. “Our secret for lasting longer, picturing Marvin’s face”
5. “And for the extra small amongst you try Aston’s discreet blue brand”